Overheard in the hospital lift whilst on my way to my appointment today

I had 22 BLOODY patients in last night - 22 bloody patients.  This from a nurse in front of her colleagues and other such 'patients' in the lift.  My first response was, 'well if it wasn't for patients you'd not have a job would you?'  - but then I thought 'eeeuuu, that must have been messy!!!'

Nice to know the NHS is staffed with 'nurses' like this isn't it? or should I say BLOODY nurses!

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