Friday, 5 October 2012

I know its been a while but this is just so unbelievable I had to post it.

Just done battle with Customs and Excise.  You may not believe this but here goes:  They used to have 2 tiers of charging.  One was anything over £15.00 for gifts attracted charges, that is still the case but the other tier of anything over £18.00 for merchandise has been scrapped. See what they did there?  Now you pay charges for practically anything.  One of my parcels was for 3 small Star Trek Pins totalling $23.97 and I went over the £15.00 limit by a whopping, tax destroying, bring the whole country to its knees cost of … £0.03p.  So for this enormous sin of going over the threshold by such an enormous amount I have been hit with a VAT charge of £3.03 and £8.00 'Handling Fee' from Royal Mail.  Won't be buying from this particular place again.  The second cost attracted VAT of £9.99 and the 'Handling Fee' of £8.00 this should make your eyes water - apparently I have to pay VAT on the cost of the postage AS WELL AS the VAT on the boots.  You couldn't make it up but it is correct and guess where it comes from … go on … you'll never guess … the EU of course, got it in one.  The EU has decreed that British people have to pay VAT on post costs associated with getting the parcel from where it was sent.  I'm just wondering what they'll dream up for their next tax whizz, what colour shoes did the person have one when they were sending the parcel? say £10 for red, £15 for blue etc and what time did they get up? You could have a sliding scale for the time of day they got up, and what about the sender's star sign, their preference of pet, where they went to school, what food they like to eat – the list is endless!  I say these things in jest but they may already be thinking these things up as I write.  Either that or I've just given them the idea.
Can we PLEASE come out of this useless EU NOW!
 
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