It's official, the Village Idiot Convention begins local auditions today.
So far we have a young idiot who goes round the village doing that godawful noise from a song on an insurance advert; you know the one - the one with the disco ball and the bridge in the song which goes 'owah owah' in a high pitched tone. Well, there's ya winner right there! This is a village idiot par excellence; the parents must be so proud! It actually encourages the other idiots (in training) to emulate their leader; what a singularly glowing advertisement this village is to anyone daft enough to stumble across it.
Midsomer County anyone?
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